August 24, 2007

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April 18, 2007
“Sometimes the French side of me just wants to give up…” - Wendy “Chesticles”  Holmes

“Sometimes the French side of me just wants to give up…” - Wendy “Chesticles”  Holmes

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“ ….patrollin corners, lookin for hookers to punch in the mouth with a roll of quarters
Eminem (greatest line from a rap song ever) •
April 14, 2007

Stop me if you told me this.....

  • Sitting behind a couple of nuns at a baseball game with their habits partially blocking the view, three men decided to badger the nuns in an effort to get them to move.
  • In a very loud voice, the first guy said, "I think I'm going to move to Utah, there are only 100 nuns there."
  • The second guy spoke up and said, "I want to go to Montana , there are only 50 nuns there.
  • The third guy said, "I want to go to Idaho , there are only 25 nuns there."
  • One of the nuns turned around, looked at the men, and in a very sweet calm voice said.. "Why don't you go to Hell......there aren't any Nuns there.
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April 13, 2007
“ Have not listened to this show yet but was reading the comments. Seems you are ripping on this Goin Deep show. Funny thing Goin Deep is beating you in the rankings. Just thought Id share :) You are officially worse than Goin Deep. Have a good one!
Mooner {thanks for being the only smart person on their website that looks like it got faxed to me} •
April 11, 2007
“ What about that mutha fucker from Menudo?
Bonesaw •
Can you believe how fast people get famous from our show?

Can you believe how fast people get famous from our show?

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April 9, 2007

Humans are Stupid

  • Me: Here is the answer key for the tests along with a grade scale so you know what the percentage is for the number of questions they got wrong
  • Dumb Fuck I Work With: Why isn't there a line for the percentage when they get them all wrong? {serious I am not even fucking around}
  • Me: Are you Serious?! Because that would be a zero percent if you miss them all, we're done talking......for good
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“ MIT and ITT are the same thing anyways..
Dumb Fuck I work with •
April 8, 2007
“ Get off my honkey white bitch
Kid AG •