I had a half a grapefruit, a bagel and a cup of coffee for breakfast. Next stop AARP card..
I don’t like that on the Fox10 news they play commercials in Spanish. But just when you think you couldn’t give a shit less about a Kia ad, watch it in Spanish.
Strauss-Kahn gets convicted of “Aggravated Pimping”. Now that is a reality show I would watch..
“Just because you’re offended doesn’t mean you’re right” - Ricky Gervais
Thank (insert your god here) Del Taco’s inferno sauce is so good and hot enough to burn your taste buds, otherwise you would taste the food
Were we all aware MySpace is still around….
Theo Epstein- No more late night nightlife for the Cubs. {All drinking will take place on company time in the clubhouse as per Boston rules}
There is a big difference between lead guitar and rhythm guitar. One fucks all the groupies the other gets into all the shows for free.
The weird thing about the Insanity workout is when you’re done you feel like eating nails and fucking grizzly bears but of you sit down for more than 15 minutes afterward you can barely stand and a light breeze will knock you down.
I’m not sure what’s wrong with me. I’ve been in a good mood all day and had positive thoughts all day. Spring Training can do that to a man I guess