November 2012
2 posts
Thought via Path
Silence is Golden
Duct tape is Silver – Read on Path.
Thought via Path
Big Ten adds Maryland, now officially the Big Bakers Dozen. Maybe only for a day though – Read on Path.
May 2012
1 post
The Goin Deep Show would like to let everyone know we have a store to go to buy our wearables. Check them out at http://gds.spreadshirt.com Find that perfect gift for Grandparents Day.
April 2012
5 posts
I had a half a grapefruit, a bagel and a cup of coffee for breakfast. Next stop AARP card..
I don’t like that on the Fox10 news they play commercials in Spanish. But just when you think you couldn’t give a shit less about a Kia ad, watch it in Spanish.
March 2012
8 posts
Strauss-Kahn gets convicted of “Aggravated Pimping”. Now that is a reality show I would watch..
“Just because you’re offended doesn’t mean you’re right” - Ricky Gervais
Thank (insert your god here) Del Taco’s inferno sauce is so good and hot enough to burn your taste buds, otherwise you would taste the food
Were we all aware MySpace is still around….
Theo Epstein- No more late night nightlife for the Cubs. {All drinking will take place on company time in the clubhouse as per Boston rules}
There is a big difference between lead guitar and rhythm guitar. One fucks all the groupies the other gets into all the shows for free.
February 2012
17 posts
The weird thing about the Insanity workout is when you’re done you feel like eating nails and fucking grizzly bears but of you sit down for more than 15 minutes afterward you can barely stand and a light breeze will knock you down.
I’m not sure what’s wrong with me. I’ve been in a good mood all day and had positive thoughts all day. Spring Training can do that to a man I guess
WatchSeth Davis with one of the worst analysis of a game ever. Possibly topping the greats like Joe Morgan and Lou Holtz. Who do you get game plan advice from, Matt Millen?
Happy Birthday Copernicus! Ahhh the 1470’s, you know what they say-“If you remember it, you weren’t there”
ESPN fired the guy that posted “Chink in His Armor” in reference to Jeremy Lin. An anchor says the exact same thing on TV and gets a 30 day suspension….
In the middle of breakfast Nate asked me “What does God look like?” I said ” Like a tan Ted Nugent” he seems satisfied with the answer
The Daily Show interview with Ricky Gervais was instant classic, glad I have it on DVR
Is there a karaoke manual that says: Rule #1 If you are tone deaf, sing as loud as possible and it will fix everything.
I bought an electronic cigarette today. I don’t smoke I just want the 7 extra breaks a day…
Any females out there ever found yourself on a “myexgirl” type porn site? Was it flattering or was it on www.mychubbyex.com? Because that would be the ultimate downer haha
If we are all sons and daughters of God, I would hate to see his child support payment.
Who gives a shit what Gisele has to say about any football game….or anything at all really.
Here is another cool thing about the Phoenix Courthouse. If you don’t know English you get to go first so you can use the interpreter provided for you. I have a feeling the same courtesy would not be extended to me if I was in Mexico and didn’t know spanish.
January 2012
8 posts
What is it about the bathroom that creates this insatiable urge to read anything you can get your hands on. If you don’t have a book or magazine everyone will look around to see what’s in the bathroom. I have held in a shit just to reach over the tub to grab a shampoo bottle. What the hell on that bottle is that damn important. I told the cashier at Circle K today that 400 milliliters...
All of Indy was wishing and praying for Manning to be in the Super Bowl when the big game came to town. Must not have been specific enough in the prayers, careful what you wish for eh.
13 pedestrians hit today who were not using a crosswalk. These are the same idiots who think paper really does beat rock.
Was the Bronco’s -Steelers game the only thing in the world that happened yesterday? ESPN is trying to name the last play of the game, how about “Sick of hearing about it 3 hours after it happened” and I absolutely hate the Steelers
Holla
There is going to be a lot more coming to this with some upgrades and more content. Tell me what you think of my random thoughts or tell me to go to hell, either way hit me up at map@goindeepshow.com
I met my wife on whitepeoplemeet.com Not really, we met at work, as fucking stupid as that sounds there really is a blackpeoplemeet.com….. My profile name is Blackwhereitcounts8.
December 2011
5 posts
Pandering is a challenging career choice.
Is Vegas taking bets on Ashton Kuchars first STD now that he is single?
“Didn’t chocolate diamonds used to be called junk?”
– MAP
November 2011
1 post
Stupid Ass fushigi →
Am I the only one who thinks “What the fuck is so awesome about a fushigi ball, it’s like your grandpa’s 2 piece thumb trick”
April 2007
35 posts
“….patrollin corners, lookin for hookers to punch in the mouth with a roll...”
– Eminem (greatest line from a rap song ever)
Stop me if you told me this.....
Sitting behind a couple of nuns at a baseball game with their habits partially blocking the view, three men decided to badger the nuns in an effort to get them to move.
In a very loud voice, the first guy said, "I think I'm going to move to Utah, there are only 100 nuns there."
The second guy spoke up and said, "I want to go to Montana , there are only 50 nuns there.
The third guy said, "I want to go to Idaho , there are only 25 nuns there."
One of the nuns turned around, looked at the men, and in a very sweet calm voice said.. "Why don't you go to Hell......there aren't any Nuns there.