The weird thing about the Insanity workout is when you’re done you feel like eating nails and fucking grizzly bears but of you sit down for more than 15 minutes afterward you can barely stand and a light breeze will knock you down.
Here is another cool thing about the Phoenix Courthouse. If you don’t know English you get to go first so you can use the interpreter provided for you. I have a feeling the same courtesy would not be extended to me if I was in Mexico and didn’t know spanish.
What is it about the bathroom that creates this insatiable urge to read anything you can get your hands on. If you don’t have a book or magazine everyone will look around to see what’s in the bathroom. I have held in a shit just to reach over the tub to grab a shampoo bottle. What the hell on that bottle is that damn important. I told the cashier at Circle K today that 400 milliliters is equivalent to 13.5 fluid ounces and he didn’t give a FUCK.
Was the Bronco’s -Steelers game the only thing in the world that happened yesterday? ESPN is trying to name the last play of the game, how about “Sick of hearing about it 3 hours after it happened” and I absolutely hate the Steelers