January 2012
7 posts
What is it about the bathroom that creates this insatiable urge to read anything you can get your hands on. If you don’t have a book or magazine everyone will look around to see what’s in the bathroom. I have held in a shit just to reach over the tub to grab a shampoo bottle. What the hell on that bottle is that damn important. I told the cashier at Circle K today that 400 milliliters...
All of Indy was wishing and praying for Manning to be in the Super Bowl when the big game came to town. Must not have been specific enough in the prayers, careful what you wish for eh.
13 pedestrians hit today who were not using a crosswalk. These are the same idiots who think paper really does beat rock.
Was the Bronco’s -Steelers game the only thing in the world that happened yesterday? ESPN is trying to name the last play of the game, how about “Sick of hearing about it 3 hours after it happened” and I absolutely hate the Steelers
Holla
There is going to be a lot more coming to this with some upgrades and more content. Tell me what you think of my random thoughts or tell me to go to hell, either way hit me up at map@goindeepshow.com
I met my wife on whitepeoplemeet.com Not really, we met at work, as fucking stupid as that sounds there really is a blackpeoplemeet.com….. My profile name is Blackwhereitcounts8.
December 2011
5 posts
Pandering is a challenging career choice.
Is Vegas taking bets on Ashton Kuchars first STD now that he is single?
“Didn’t chocolate diamonds used to be called junk?”
– MAP
November 2011
1 post
Stupid Ass fushigi →
Am I the only one who thinks “What the fuck is so awesome about a fushigi ball, it’s like your grandpa’s 2 piece thumb trick”
April 2007
35 posts
“….patrollin corners, lookin for hookers to punch in the mouth with a roll...”
– Eminem (greatest line from a rap song ever)
Stop me if you told me this.....
Sitting behind a couple of nuns at a baseball game with their habits partially blocking the view, three men decided to badger the nuns in an effort to get them to move.
In a very loud voice, the first guy said, "I think I'm going to move to Utah, there are only 100 nuns there."
The second guy spoke up and said, "I want to go to Montana , there are only 50 nuns there.
The third guy said, "I want to go to Idaho , there are only 25 nuns there."
One of the nuns turned around, looked at the men, and in a very sweet calm voice said.. "Why don't you go to Hell......there aren't any Nuns there.
“Have not listened to this show yet but was reading the comments. Seems you are...”
– Mooner {thanks for being the only smart person on their website that looks like it got faxed to me}
“What about that mutha fucker from Menudo?”
– Bonesaw
Humans are Stupid
Me: Here is the answer key for the tests along with a grade scale so you know what the percentage is for the number of questions they got wrong
Dumb Fuck I Work With: Why isn't there a line for the percentage when they get them all wrong? {serious I am not even fucking around}
Me: Are you Serious?! Because that would be a zero percent if you miss them all, we're done talking......for good
“MIT and ITT are the same thing anyways..”
– Dumb Fuck I work with
“Get off my honkey white bitch”
– Kid AG
New Shit Mutha Fucka
Well, we keep on growing here at The Goin Deep Show and here is a new part to the site, this is going to be where we will all keep our columns for you guys to check out. This way on the front of www.godeepwith.us we can give you more choices and more content to check out. Believe me, this is where you are going to want to come for the pics, videos and news stories that are talked about on the...
Stop me if you told me this.....
What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?
The washing machine won't follow you around for a week after you put your load in it
TIGERS 6, ROYALS 5: Tigers go deep for win
KANSAS CITY, Mo. — Gary Sheffield, Ivan Rodriguez and Curtis Granderson each homered to help the Tigers beat the Kansas City Royals, 6-5, on a cold afternoon today. (via Freep.com - RSS - Tigers)
RED WINGS 7, BLACKHAWKS 2: Wings pummel Blackhawks...
Mikael Samuelsson had two goals and a career-high five points to lift the Red Wings to a 7-2 win over the Chicago Blackhawks today in Detroit’s regular-season finale. (via Freep.com - RSS - Red Wings)
PISTONS CORNER: Gym time sharpens execution
The Pistons practiced longer Friday than they have in weeks, staying through the morning into the early afternoon to address what coach Flip Saunders deemed slippage that has occurred since the successful West Coast trip. (via Freep.com - RSS - Pistons)
Every Eminem Song... Ever. All in one hot track.
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The Wii Remote now controls cats.
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Essentially, this school principal is a gorilla....
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This boxers punches not one, but two refs in the...
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The undeniable majesty of facial hair!
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The Flying Spaghetti Monster gets a student...
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The most obnoxious security measure ever invented.
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The most amazing basketball trick shots we've ever...
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The best cheap shots ever to grace the NHL
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Behold the hottest woman ever to deliver the news.
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Bask in the glory of the NBA's hottest...
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The Apiary, alt. comedy Bible, talks about Human...
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The original TMNT art just sold for $250,000.
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The Eternal Enigma: How are hot chicks with...
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Danette is living proof that redheads have more...
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Louis C.K. shares his hilarious views on gay...
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At last, The Simpsons meet The Flintstones.
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Sometimes, science is just incredibly awesome.
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Hey, how fat is your country? Because mine is FAT.
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NFL ROUNDUP: Lions-Bengals on exhibit again
The Lions will open their 2007 preseason at Ford Field against the Cincinnati Bengals. The matchup will renew a preseason tradition that featured an annual game between the two franchises from 1970 to 2001. After a one-year interruption, the Lions and Bengals met again in 2003, the last preseason game played in the series. (via Freep.com - RSS - Lions)