What is it about the bathroom that creates this insatiable urge to read anything you can get your hands on. If you don’t have a book or magazine everyone will look around to see what’s in the bathroom. I have held in a shit just to reach over the tub to grab a shampoo bottle. What the hell on that bottle is that damn important. I told the cashier at Circle K today that 400 milliliters is equivalent to 13.5 fluid ounces and he didn’t give a FUCK.