Stop me if you told me this.....
- Sitting behind a couple of nuns at a baseball game with their habits partially blocking the view, three men decided to badger the nuns in an effort to get them to move.
- In a very loud voice, the first guy said, "I think I'm going to move to Utah, there are only 100 nuns there."
- The second guy spoke up and said, "I want to go to Montana , there are only 50 nuns there.
- The third guy said, "I want to go to Idaho , there are only 25 nuns there."
- One of the nuns turned around, looked at the men, and in a very sweet calm voice said.. "Why don't you go to Hell......there aren't any Nuns there.